I'm so buying one of these...

I'm so buying...
once of these. Just as soon as the guy from ebay gets back to me with the circumference and length. I'm already resigned to the fact the length will NEVER be long enough. Then there is the issue that it runs on a 9V battery. Now let's be serious here. Is anything that runs on a 9V battery going to be strong enough to do battle with Aussie spiders? I think not. But I live in hope.

We had the...
biggest bloody hunstman on the wall the other night. It's been hot. Damn hot. I came home and walked through the dark loungeroom. I did a few things in the kitchen then walked back into the lounge and put on the light.
And there it was.
Huge.
Camped out on my wall.

I called in...
Teen•M. He's as big a wuss as me. But we battled on together. Side by side. Until that sucker was dead and outside.

But seriously...
I'm guilt ridden every time. Why should the spider have to die because I have an irrational fear?